Sex and Relationships

Ride Like the Wind, Bullseye!


This one’s for the girls, tips and tricks to riding that horse

By: Katie Kallahan

Please ride responsibly. Credit:

First things first stop worrying and relax, you’re there to have fun! Make sure you’re both comfortable with each other and what you’re doing. Consent is sexy. You’re on top girl, so don’t be afraid to take a little control of those reigns, baby. 

Learn how to control your hips, do a little rocking back and forth action. You’re also going to want to go up and down a bit too, sometimes your horse is going to want to giddy up, let him do his thing. When he goes up, you go down. 

Use your knees for leverage as well, and use them to grip your horse so you don’t fall off the ride. If you need more support, no worries girl, grab the wall or the bed frame, grab anything and have fun with it. 

There are no set rules either, you can choose how fast or slow you want to go. You don’t have to be sitting up the entire time, lean over and get close to your partner. Get intimate, you can lean down and kiss them, hold hands, whatever you want. Use your imagination a bit. 


Now I bet you’re wondering why this random word is in the middle of reading about how to ride your horse like a pro. Well, if you were active on the internet during 2019, you might have heard of this little tip for the girlies involving coconuts. 

No, not actual coconuts though. In 2019 this little tip went viral; you can do a quick google search of “coconut sex tip” and scroll through the multitude of memes that will appear before you. 

While you’re on top, riding that horse like the equestrian you are, spell “coconut” with your hips. On Twitter many people were posting about this revelation, making jokes about stopping the ride to remember how to spell “coconut”. 

The good thing about it is that it’s an easy word to remember to spell. Another bonus is that for a moment you’ll be focusing on your private spelling bee in your brain instead of anything else you may be worried about. 

This tip is not limited to coconuts though. Pick any word, you can even pick one that’s longer if you want. It’s all up to you like previously mentioned, to use your imagination. It’s fun!! 

“Any fairly long word will involve plenty of hip movement, changes in direction, and round and up-and-down movements to stimulate a lot of pleasure,” said sexologist Carol Queen, Ph.D. “Even just the letter ‘Z’ has three changes of direction. So if you find a word you like better—go for it.”

Most women would probably agree that sometimes being on top can make you a little nervous. You’re sitting there all exposed and practically on display. But here’s the thing, there is nothing to be nervous about. 


Your partner is just happy to be there. If you’re both deciding to do this, it’s obvious you’re comfortable with each other and want each other.

Take a peek into your dictionary beforehand if you want to experiment with words other than “coconut”. Then saddle up and get to riding!



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